Hear ye! Hear ye! Samantha is a mommy! Samantha and hubby Harry Holm have welcomed a new girl into the world. Congrats guys!
And since you asked, here is some advice on how to successfully raise a girl into the modern world:
*Do NOT let her watch MTV. You want to raise a classy princess not a street walker.
*Get her into Harry Potter as soon as possible. It will probably lead to more reading and we all know knowledge is power.
*Eat organic! I heard it makes you more honorable.
Ok. That's all I got. I am available for consultation at a nominal fee.
